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What I'm Pondering

Movies

At a cinema which arm rest is yours?
Quack

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Need For Speed

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Udders

Who was it who first thought they would pull on the pink dangly things under a cow and drink whatever came out?
O So Sweet

If parents say, "Never take sweets from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Hypothetically Speaking

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
The Best Thing Since...

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Rules

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Fruit or Colour?

What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?
Green, Green Grass

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
Traffic

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
English

How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Physics

What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?